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Updated 8 Oct This list of pick up line jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture might help you add an icebreaker or two to your rotation. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at funny pick up lines from a variety of perspectives, and try to find tucson swingers in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly.

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15 funny ice breaker jokes (for speeches, meetings, dates)

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Because any man can steal an opener… But few men can keep the conversation going. I started to tell her about my job working on an ice breaker.

I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo yesterday. It was an icebreaker joke. The guy who has a bio that inspires her to text you. I'm looking for your personal information.

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